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It's finally arrived. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 5 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 months ago

yoink

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Spring is on the wire?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It’s 80 degrees and I’m in my hammock.

Tomorrow it will be 50 and raining.

Two days later it will be below freezing.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Here in NM, we've been hitting 90F for the past week. Which is ~20 degrees above average for this time of year. We skipped spring and are heading straight into summer.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

But it's a dry end of the world.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago

Oh please let me keep this cold for just a bit longer. I hate the heat.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

-Check weather

-35°c with 85% humidity

What winter what spring

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz
I wonder where the birdies is
They say the birdies on the wing, but that’s absurd
I always thought the wing was on the bird

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fuck off; it's already summer:

Screenshot of weather app, showing a current temperature of 96°F/35.5°C and a high of 101/38

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Shocking

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I love spring 💕💜♥️❤️

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

—Thank you, spring

—Spring?

—Because... um... you are a freaking spring...

—Oh yeah.

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

It’s the time of year I really uncoil

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That spring is spying on me, I can feel it!