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[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

On an unrelated note, I have a question regarding plastic surgery and if whatever was done to her face, is fixable.

Any plastic surgeons here who can comment?

I mean, she was obviously a very beautiful woman, but her new face is setting off all sorts of alarms....

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on my past experience as a Quake modder, it happens when your texture file doesn't have the right proportions.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago

Given that I'm not a plastic surgeon, I feel like I have no choice but to defer to your expertise.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago

Maralago face is slowly being taken toward its final form: annoying orange face

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

"I notoriously don't pay my own employees anywhere near their value. What makes you think I'm paying full price for a qualified plastic surgeon?"

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, she looks like a blowup doll to me.

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who would want a blowup doll that looks like that?

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

fits right in at MAGA parties. also, I'll have nightmares.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You know how Sourh Park draws Canadians? That's how I see her

[–] KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It looks like the bottom half of her face fell off and was reattached. She looks more and more like the Joker every day.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Definitely not beating the lizardpeople allegations.

[–] nadram@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Obviously AI enhanced, she needs to opt out

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

That's the worst plastic surgery hackjob I have ever seen.

if whatever was done to her face, is fixable.

No.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Is that DLSS 5 on or off?

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I saw this woman roaming Hell in Doom II. She's a little out of focus here, though.

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

If the charity has the same mission as you, can you still have it as tax write off?

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

AI is just using energy to produce nothing for entertainment. It's 2026 NFTs. Some day it will have real practical purposes, but not today.

[–] macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve used ai to edit renderings at work. Normally we’d pay $2,500 USD and wait 6 weeks to get it. Now we have finished product in a few hours.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Certainly some positive use cases out there