Gosh, I hope not.
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Good job decimating a rich man's wealth so far, by the way. You've gone from $156,000,000,000 to a mere $17,000,000,000 in a few clicks of a button. If only you could manufacture guillotines this easily.
Double every Amazon employee's salary (-$15.8 billion)
Support 10,000 artists in residence for four years each (-$2 billion)
Abolish the electoral college (-$380 million)
Pay back taxes to the EU (-$293 million)
How many billionaires does it take to pay the national deficit
Neat, there's a sequel You Are Elon Musk.
https://direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff-bezos/devlog/1446127/you-are-elon-musk-now-available
"It started as a joke, and it probably should've remained that way, but people made the mistake of encouraging me"
Does it make me get married to someone who looks like they've been in a horrific automobile accident?
A game that could be won with one simple step