Share shirts that go hard.
Community Rules
1) Be nice and have fun.
Site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them. 2) No racism, xenophobia, sexism, supremacism, sexualization of minors, rape content, or gore.
3) No AI Generated Content of any kind.
AI generated content of any kind is not allowed in this community; as decided by the community of July 2025
Thank you.
It's damn funny, but it takes balls to wear this in the only area of the world where these bureaucratic powertrippers, that are not notified for their sense of humor have the power to make your day miserable.
I applaud his dedication to the joke though.
Maybe I'm going to the wrong airports or something, but TSA agents are pretty friendly to me like 97% of the time. I had one incident where an agent confiscated a multitool off my keys and got snippy with me, and a few other times where security is busy and they're more curt/loud, but I've never seen a TSA agent go on a power trip. Hell, one time my bag got randomly flagged for a check and as the guy was looking through, it he saw the books I had in there as my in-flight entertainment, and struck up a friendly conversation on book recommendations. All the while assuring me they didn't actually find anything on the scan, it was just a random check (and implied that he thought the random checks were silly and ineffective).
You may be white and/or attractive.
I'm at least one of those and have had similar experiences. Turns out that people tend to be nicer to you if you fit into one of those categories (or both). I had to check my privilege after discovering this.
I'm dying 🤣 that's so damn funny
It's the eye contact that makes it for me.
Look me in the eyes while you fondle me.
Come on just touch it, don't make it weird
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.
With a blue shirt and a glove then there's some leeway
The area's grey in a TSA lane
To impress a chick, helicopter frisk
Helicopter frisk
Helicopter frisk
Wooooooow
