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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

Dont worry, there are always priests, pastors and GOP members ready to make time for 12 year old boys.

/S

[–] Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

The grind is real bros.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Also if you're in the public school system, you're chances of scoring and getting shot are not that dissimilar!

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

Reasons I left San Diego. I should have realized the girls my age had stopped boasting about their middle-aged boyfriends sometime during/before Freshmen year(I mostly believed/hoped they made shit up and I still avoid thinking about it), but all I knew was that I had my own bullshit and believed my main contribution to any relationship would be "I can make it worse".

It also bugged me that dudes my age were more concerned with who could be/"must be" lying about what than how horrible the truth must be for at least one. That one stuck with me. Lie to me about trauma; If a less traumatic or "non-traumatic" truth comes-out, I'mma be stuck on relief, first and formost, and then ... feeling pressured to lie like-so sounds like its own trauma/baggage.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

that just means there is less competition for boys your age

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this Doakes from Dexter? Don't recall him ever saying anything like this...

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Someone else said it in a much better meme ages ago.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The joke works best as words alone but people gotta feel like they're contributing to the humor in some way by pasting it on a random image