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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yea, but it's not bio-available so it's like eating nothing at all.

[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Stupid, sexy uranium.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why, I'd have calories for a lifetime! I would never need eat again.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 months ago

Definitely last you the rest of your life.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 29 points 9 months ago

This number goes for any substance

There are 20 billion calories in a gram of diet coke too

This is the solution to E=mc^2

If we are talking dietary calories uranium is close to 0

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yo’ mama so fat she thinks uranium is just a light snack.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 9 points 9 months ago

In her defense, it does glow

[–] Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

TNT has an energy density of 1kcal/g. This means that a stick of dynamite contains less energy than a stick of butter.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 9 months ago

But it makes up for it by being way more explody.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Guys try this new diet food

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That's why I prefer drinking crude oil

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago