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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I gotta say, I never got the Jersey Mike's hype. Their stuff wasn't all that good even before they were bought out.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Same. Did they have a secret menu or something? The first and only time I went to one, they had pretty basic-ass subs and they were expensive as fuck.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

I mean, you could order any combination of what they have. I used to get the 56 with the chipotle mayo from the 43. A 99 (since they numbered everything that's what we would do).

It was down the street from work so we'd hit it once every week or two. It wasn't bad. I have no idea what it is now and all my opinions are based on what I remember from years and years ago.

[–] JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some areas of the country only have exposure to sub-par sammies. That's it. I've been slugging down quality hoagies since a young age and found Jersey Mike's to be so underwhelming, and - even without considering how overpriced it is - I only tried it once.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 4 months ago

Must be people who don't know what a sub should be

Mike's bread sucks, to start with. Then whatever they put in it has no flavor.

[–] pdavis@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Around here Jersey Mike's is the bomb. They are the best sub shop by far.

[–] Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Big agree, they're delicious. Definitely one of the best chain sub shops.

"tasteless garbage" is unhinged or just rage bait.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

No, Mike's is tasteless garbage.

I don't understand how they're successful.

Capriottis is now nationwide, I suspect that's what motivated Mike's to try the same thing.

If there's one within a reasonable drive, go. You'll see what a sub should be.

Hell, Quizno's is 10x better than Mike's.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Quiznos still exists?

Also, I may be wrong, but I think Jersey Mike's went national before Capriotti's?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 months ago

That's the funniest single word I've read in a bit. I actually lol'd.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 4 months ago

Christ, the best?

I'm sorry, I wouldn't eat at Mike's if you paid me to.

[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 months ago

They're alright but there's a lot more options I'd rather choose, most of them being local banh mi places.

[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They taste like the suburbs

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 4 months ago
[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 0 points 4 months ago

Jersey Mike's has always been tasteless garbage

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Wait, Jersey Mike's got sold? Does that mean I can end my boycott?