If it's any consolation, you're much more likely to get killed by the police officer than the logging truck
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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If the avatar is real, she’ll be relatively safe unless she marries one.
I didn't think it's true, but the avatar did have his lessons. 10/10 everyone should watch it. And not that James Cameron bullshit.
It's funny because it's statistically true.
Elf?
Finding Nemo?
Ice cold reference! I never heard anyone else reference that one in regards to You Will Die In Remarkable Ways II.
Braces girl murders fish.
Christmas Vacation?
That was 1989.
Damn, I’m old.
You're a fucking spring blossom and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
My problem is I'm a corpse flower.
I needed that. Thanks.
Age = experience = wisdom = badass
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I don’t remember a logging truck in kill bill
logs that fall off of trucks don't behave that way in real life so that's still a ticket
Sounds exactly what death would say
what nooo
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Two hours later, both of you are still trying to guess which movie you're talking about
Look, in the spirit of community, in case somebody isn't getting it, this is a reference to the movie Speed! with Nicholas Cage.
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's better than bad. It's good.
Speed limit: 65 Trucks: 55 I pass a truck at 76... That's a ticket, 11mph over puts you in the "real fines" zone. Never mind that the truck was going 21mph over his speed limit.
Oh, and then the officer says... Since its a first offense, you can waive the fine if you take our online class, and it won't be reported to your insurance.
The online class has a fee of exactly the fine +$10. Payable to some private company of course.
I wanted to turn around, drive back to Nebraska and [fedpost].
GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works has not one, but TWO warning labels next to their name, telling us that this person is not to be fucking trusted.
What's up with dat.
Edit: O shit I just glanced at your comment history and now I know what's up with dat.
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Logs (2003)
Is that the one about the sentient log that rolls around killing people?
The very same!
Nice! And to think it started as just a humble kids toy....
It started as Thomas the Tank Engine.
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Honest question. What is the origin/reason of this fashion to prevent the use of capitals?
I'm pretty sure it started with artists using lowercase in their titles and album names. I have 0 evidence for this
I'm going to use you as a source on Grokpedia
Lack of public funding for schools.
Edit: THE ONE RIGHT, TRUE, type of schools. The ones ~~that~~ ~~who~~ which teach the Oxford comma.
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I literally did this twice yesterday
You didn't even need to see the movie, that scene was in the trailer which was was everywhere at the time
The Matrix Reloaded?
OMG, did she have a premonition?
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