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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those 30 employees should band together, create "Superstar games", with their new hit game "Grand Theft Spaceman". A game about stealing spaceships, and running crime empires in the same type of universe as star trek, or star wars, or the Jetsons.

Just float out in space, press the triangle button, and enter the space ship, and hijack it. I'm sure no one has used that formula before...

[–] kurushimi@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Willing to bet Nintendo has somehow got a patent on that formula and is already preparing its lawyers as they read your comment.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Hey Nintendo! You realize I got tons of these ideas, right? I could go all day with this! You could hire me to be an idea man. But first, you have to answer me one question....

WHY THE FUUUUUCK DID YOU NOT BUY RARE IN 2001??? THEY CLEARLY WERE PREFERING YOU TO BUY THEM!!! YOU TRUSTED THEM WITH THE DONKEY KONG IP! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???

[–] jared@mander.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

Say it with me, "FUCK ROCKSTAR!"

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Cool. I waited 12 years, learned this shit, and now I don’t want to buy it.