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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

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[โ€“] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

this human flesh is so limiting

[โ€“] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wish to inhabit a different form than the one I do now, although the form I desire is not all that different.

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, isn't your current form a thot dragon? that's perfect already

[โ€“] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In spirit, yes, in body it's still in progress.

I hope you reach your optimal form soon, so you can enjoy stabbing people with your vagina, if you need targets DM me.

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[โ€“] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

but does it have barbs to remain inserted and continue gyrating in your absence.

sorry I took a semester of entomology and now its everyone's problem :3

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Knotting is so old fashioned, all the cool kids are doing barb phalluses

[โ€“] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

/r/brandnewsentences

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

... Not that I am aware of, but perhaps you could make some modifications or submit a new design.

Embrace transhumanism: Design your own anatomical augmentation.

Or I mean... maybe don't design basically a thing that is specialized at commiting brutal sexual assault?

I dunno, you're a bee if you can think hard enough rofl.

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Technology used to overcome the limits of this human flesh.

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Embrace transhumanism: Peg your partner today!

Belt and strap-mount optionally available for increased stability, unfortunately we can't reconfigure your pelvic floor muscles quiiiite yet

Hahahah!

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm willing to do my part if someone needs a partner.

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

I added a dumb 'fast read at the last 5 seconds of the commerical' bit.

Made it a year ago,. can't remember why.

[โ€“] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well you're not going to if you never try.

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Got the wrong pipework for that.

[โ€“] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're not gonna get anywhere with that attitude.

don't vaginastabshame me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that a threat or a promise

[โ€“] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ahem... Bees sting using a modified ovipositor, the egg laying organ that doesn't exist in mammals. Insects reproductive systems are very different from mammals, so there isn't a part analogous to a vagina.

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

if we get technical, you are 100% correct.

however it isn't completely wrong to consider the ovipositior and a vertebrate vagina as analogous.

[โ€“] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I got the other pipework.

But, menstruation does that.

and most vertebrates do lay eggs thru their vagina, even if the opening is within the cloaca.

(chicken cloaca)

[โ€“] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact, chickens are not insects! Honeybee queens and many other female insects have sperm storage organs that they use to fertilize their eggs internally.

Bees are nature's ultimate girlbosses. The queen doesn't have a harem of males constantly railing her to maintain the hive. She just preserves the sperm to maintain a supply so the males can be safely eliminated. Hives are an girl only society, and the queen won't even lay a male egg until they are needed.

Also insects have an anus. Not analogous to a bird's cloaca.

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The separation between vertebrates and invertebrates is so ancient it predates the development of any organ.

Analogous structures reefers to similar structures that do similar things which evolved independently.

For example a dolphin fin and a fish fin are analogous, even though they evolved completely independently.

An insect anus, would be analogous to ours, even though evolutionarily speaking Our mouth is their anus:

I think you're thinking of homologous structures. Like a bird wing/human arm/horse front limb/dolphin fin are all homologous but have very distinct functions. Which would not apply between vertebrates and invertebrates given we diverged when we were a bunch of cells. (there's still homologies, but mostly on the cellular/subcellular level).

Bees and ant are absolutely amazing creatures, we just discovered an ant species that can clone another species.

[โ€“] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

someday I will learn words but not during this specific period of light.

I have a PhD in biology, and love the chance to talk about it. I really enjoyed this conversation.

and the most important part, is that bees are amazing

btw, If anyone wants to post to womenStuff, please go ahead. I want to, but I also respect their rules.