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...oh...you're serious.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago

The congressman suspects the act was “foul play or vandalism”, his spokesperson said.

"No, baby, I swear! I don't know why that picture is on my phone. Someone must have hacked me!"

[+] seitzer@piefed.social 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] raoulraoul@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Thanks to this farce/circus/tragicomedy (I just can't pick a good epithet today!) called "The Government Shutdown 2025" there's just no one on this. But be assured, my fellow Americans, as soon as this goshdarned Shutdown is resolved we'll get a crack team right on it, investigati...investi...uh, what were we talking about?

[–] melodious_thunk@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 months ago

We're all trying to find the guy who did this.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

cop holds nazi flag off the ground scrunched in a gruff fist

"listen here buddy, why did you sneak into this politician's office, I am investigating you!!"

the flag cowers in fear

Ohio

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