When in Rome... : programmer

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 321 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Crashing and then crashing

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

git rebase acura

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[+] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 213 points 11 months ago (14 children)

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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A software engineer does not need two jobs. That's ridiculous.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-employees-live-in-the-parking-lot-2015-10?op=1

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

anything's possible with self driving cars

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

This is known and quite popular genre of porn.

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 91 points 11 months ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

force push to master

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

don't merge and drive

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

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[–] Typewar@infosec.pub 30 points 11 months ago

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What's SF?

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 13 points 11 months ago

Thanks!

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 11 months ago

probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

Personally, I find it depressing.

[–] zeograd@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

San Fierro

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

He's checking in code for FSD.

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