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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 90 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ooo this hurts deep. I was paying hosting and domain, but now just domain since the site needed a refresh and one day I will get around to it…

[–] hello_cruel_world@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Mate, I went full slog and got a vps. Now each site is a virtual host. I did have individual landers in each host, but now they just redirect to my main site.

Which is a lander 🤣

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago (8 children)

My domain is just used so I can reverse-proxy my homelab for people who don't know anything about vpn, etc.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I use it for personal link sharing for Immich. Sharing photos is a breeze.

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 10 months ago

Gym memberships: "Hold my beer."

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (17 children)
[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just renewed my .com for USD $11.08 and that's not even the cheapest registrar. Some companies will absolutely rip you off on renewals though.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

My .xyz domain is $13 on renewal, where should I move to attain lower prices?

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can check tld-list.com to see who has the best prices.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I used to have like 30 domains. Then last week I bought another one so now I have like 31 domains.

I bought it for a good reason though.

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[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm in this meme, and I don't like it.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (6 children)

question, i bought domains a few times, and the first year is super cheap, then the second year they jack up the prices. no, I'm not paying 140$ for a domain I only use for my kids Minecraft server.

[–] example@reddthat.com 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

that's why you always look at renewal prices and never first year prices. tld-list.com has a good comparison.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A lot of the big ones like to jack the prices up every year. Just dropped Namecheap because my domain tripled in price over 3 years

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[–] Euphoma@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Thats why I bought a dirt cheap domain that is entirely numbers, and it renews for 10 dollars every 10 years.

I just need to remember the digits.

.xyz

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Heh. I own https://9007199254740991.com/

It’s the max safe integer in double precision floating point format.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait you're the port87 guy

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago
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[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So... you reinvented ip addresses.

[–] Euphoma@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

With subdomains and ddos protection

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Make sure you're buying .com or another common standard TLD and not some weird TLD with super high prices.

And check the renewal price, if your registrar doesn't make it very clear then go somewhere else.

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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could keep my dreams alive for $12.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean. It does make me feel better knowing I'm not actually alone.

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[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 10 months ago

Guys one day, my nixos config WILL hold both my pc and home server configuration, just gotta block out 3 months to get it bootable

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Just renewed and I'm upset as well

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

My dream of pressing a red button with pay $12 on it will never be fulfilled 😥

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I have one that I use for services that other people need to get to. Otherwise I just remember the IP.

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Just set up auto renew and be sad when you are charged, then forget about it in a few days.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I got a pretty great one for cheap that I want to migrate my Navidrome service to. I don't mind the $12 renewal; I just need to figure out how to host 1TB of music on the cloud for cheap.

[–] CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

'the cloud' is just someone else's computer. The cheapest way is always going to be to use your own hardware. Get into homelabbing :D

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Define "cheap".

https://bdon.github.io/cng-storage-guide/

Note that this isn't a one-to-one guide.

Some have a minimum storage amount but with 12 TB you're fine.

I think cloudflare may be the most cost effective since they don't have egress costs like AWS.

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol I renew in 5 year increments

[–] twopi@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

admit your dream is dead

pay $60

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am using my domain. Best 10€ ever spent (maybe after Terraria). For just 10€ I get a .org domain name and all the DNS records I want, and I get pampered by cloudflare all the time...

"Oh, you want a distributed reverse proxy? You want a dislocated cache? You won't TLS without getting a certificate? Block AI on the proxy? Even more stuff? Well guess what, we already make a bajillion dollars from big tech, so you the little guy can have all of that included in your 10€"

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Yeah this is why I don’t get the selfhosting communities dislike of cloudflare. Most of the free stuff they give you, you can’t hope to self host. And the stuff you can, you are still free to. There’s the chance they turn on us in the future, but for now they seem pretty reliable.

Now if it’s a dislike of centralization to a single company? I can understand that.

[–] Link@feddit.nl 16 points 10 months ago

Yeah this is why I don’t get the selfhosting communities dislike of cloudflare.

There’s the chance they turn on us in the future, but for now they seem pretty reliable. Now if it’s a dislike of centralization to a single company? I can understand that.

I think that's exactly what people are concerned about. Any company that turns into a monopoly should be looked at with suspicion.

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

my dream of hosting a few services mostly for personal use is alive and kicking tyvm

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I will never let go of bascul.in, that's for sure.

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[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a domain I keep because it's short, but my main one is more memorable. I just don't want to lose the short one, I'm sure I'll find a use for it one day.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

That might be good for shortlinking

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I finally let mine go last week. RIP 🪦

[–] Link@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago

My condolences

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