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HTML5 accelerator card (mastodon.wuffs.org)

submitted 1 week ago by e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Guilty.

95 percent of the people using computers are just using them for a browser.

Let's implement the DOM in hardware!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Let's implement a web without DOM-abused-as-GUI.

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 4 points 6 days ago

Please yes, for god's sake. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Wait... what?

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing quite like locking yourself further into a broken, patched together frankenmess forever based only on momentum.

[–] Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey!

Seems to be working for the current generation of AI primitives used...

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

And that's supposed to convince me it's a good idea?