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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

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[–] GreenBean@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I suspect his claims. Partner died twice - for frightening periods of time - while in surgery. Says nada but darkness. No Big Guy, no heavenly chorus, no scary scarlet demon leader, just boom, boom out go the lights. BTW Ford mustang or out on the range mustang?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Mustang Sally.