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"are you going to cheat on me with her??"
"yes, I'm going give up on those juicy milky boobs, go with someone with dry small ones and wear a condom. That will be much more pleasurable"
Bro wtf are dry boobs
I don't think the milk is supposed lo leak out and moisturise the whole surface
The metaphor is that in comparison to the ones that produce milk, the ones that aren't appear unappealing and dry , as in , like a desert.
Like bags filled with sand, right?
How do you think breast skin gets so soft? It's the moisturising.
Are you trying to say that you like milk with your tea?
I'm saying I like milfs so much I made my own, and I ain't going back.
You made your own MILF?
How do you think a woman becomes a milf?
Baby is formed?
That's where I came in.
"Are you going to cheat on me with her?"
"Yes, I'm going to violate the trust of someone I love and whose company I find emotionally satisfying because someone else might provide brief physical enjoyment."
Is that even a real question? If it needs to be asked, you're already not in a good relationship.