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Why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo (lemmy.today)
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clownboybebop writes:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kangaroo dick and balls are bullpupped

[โ€“] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I didn't need to know that. I didn't need to have to Google that. I didn't need the further information I got from the internet about multiple kangaroo vaginas and bifurcated kangaroo penises. You made this happen. I hope you're proud.