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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first round interview for a major hospital chain that has a habit of their CEOs being shot down for their bullshit is a video interview with a robot.

Just before COVID I went through it out of curiosity. I had 20 seconds to read and consider a question and then it would star recording my video answer with a timer. It was awkward AF. The final question was "tell us about a time you displayed compassion at work" and I kept laughing through my response.

I didn't get a second round interview.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The final question was “tell us about a time you displayed compassion at work”

I did interviews with people live and not as pre-recorded video that would make them feel awkward and miniscule AF.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

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