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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In my experience a nice rubber mallet can be useful before having to resort to the “you should have listened” stage.

[–] mote@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... "OK the hard way" or "I wasn't joking" hmm

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

How about “If you really insist”?