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The suffering of a pizza lover (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Imagine living in the deepest corner of Chicago and ordering a hotdog with only ketchup on it. And your phone gets the text message "⚠️ Your Uber Eats delivery driver VITO has arrived. Message: i got your hotdog right here...".