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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 102 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Without glasses, I thought that said "illegal crab company" and I was all in.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

that's what I read with glasses, and I thought it was about garage crab farming

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

Again, I'm all in.

[–] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Haha, I knew what that one was going to be without clicking. Great channel

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No law can stop carcinization.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

(V) OwO (V) What's this? snip snip

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Citizen Sniiiiiiiiiiiips!

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Before I go all in with you, I have to know- is this an illegal company where crabs are the product or where crabs are running things?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

It can be whatever you want it to be, baby.

Wait... You're a baby crab, right?

[–] FiniteBanjo@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer ethically sourced crab, tbh. I actually like the vat grown seafood because it is better for the environment and fresher inland.

I feel like this is something I'd hear discussed on the Park After Dark podcast (Trailer Park Boys thing, now with 100% less Bubbles for obvious reasons)