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[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everybody knows that Lamborghinis have 25% of all the world speed that's available. Remove the Lamborghinis (best remove also all the cars with front lights that open and close, that's another 13.5% of the world speed). Boom. Now the speed is re-distributed to all existing cars.

[–] mcSlibinas@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait… as you talking i remembered, cars has distributors once, so they was speed distributors?! Hidden in plain sight 😕

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On the speedometer you can read what percentage of the total speed your car is using!

[–] balootgaloot@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I go over 100 whose speed am I stealing?

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Some of it might be unused speed from the past, before cars existed.