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Not now, Almighty Zorg! I have to file this report or I'll lose my health insurance (lemmus.org)

submitted 3 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That's the opposite. If aliens show up, then I don't have to go to work!

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fun sci-fi fact!
A quiet theory in the Star Trek universe says Earth became a 2-class society (ultra poor or ultra rich). The rich ventures into space while the poor still struggles even though money\working isn't really a thing; sort of. Character Zefram Cochrane hated this with a passion. He invented warp drive, but lived in skid row.

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

I admire your optimism!

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean, that's a whole new potential customer market