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Kind of impressive when you think about it (infosec.pub)
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[โ€“] Dadifer@lemmy.world 222 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Microsoft never fails to disappoint

[โ€“] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Huh. I guess Microsoft and I have that in common.

๐Ÿฅ

[โ€“] the_joeba@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You forgot the symbol crash at the end. How disappointing.

[โ€“] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

At least you and I will always have your mom.

[โ€“] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Be Skype. You literally are the first one. You literally are the only one. Covid happens. Zoom pops up from nowhere and takes everyone. You die.

Still, still, I'm like, how???

[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's really so funny to watch when you don't use any of their junk

[โ€“] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It is much more enjoyable

[โ€“] jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Failing successfully tho.