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[โ€“] pryre@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you execute a parent, you end up with living or zombie children that you need to find and put down.

[โ€“] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's how a parent daemonises their child. With their own sacrifice.