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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Mobilize the Vatican forces immediately.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Yes my children we're here to save you..."

"Hooray! It's the catholic church!"

"FROM YOURSELVES!!!"

"Oh no, it's the catholic church."

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That was fucking unexpected.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

BUT WHY WAS HE A FUCKING CYBORG!?

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

From what I understand, no one fucks with the [Swiss Guards](Swiss Guard - Wikipedia https://share.google/5fRPr5bS1TEYL0UVh) at the Vatican. They are very highly trained soldiers, albeit dressed in silly costumes when in view of the tourists.