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“Experts Warn the Falling Birth Rate Could Have Serious Consequences for Men”

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[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

seriously though excessively-falling birthrates mean less welfare available when we age into social security territory

my millennial friends all believe they won't get social security (because by then it would've run out) because of falling birthrates

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ironically enough, a falling birthrate will mean that the welfare system will do better, because there will be less need to pay out unemployment money to the unemployed working-age people on top of the retirement money for old people.

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sauce? there’s way more retired old people than unemployed young despite how the latter’s rising

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the old people don't need money, they need resources. and who produces the resources? companies, with the help of workers. so if there's an unemployment phenomenon, that means that enough resources are already being produced, apparently.

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

as a capitalist society they still need money to buy the resources. if they don't have money then there's not enough demand from them

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fine that makes sense but the headline specifically says "consequences for men" not for millennials or gen z or whatever, just men.

[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

you got me there. maybe that's what it was trying to satirize?