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America’s Op-ed Columnists Brainstorm Future Headlines About the Birth Rate (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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“Experts Warn the Falling Birth Rate Could Have Serious Consequences for Men”

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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 4 points 1 month ago

I, uh… yep, it do be like that:

“I Wasn’t That Stressed About America’s Falling Birth Rate. Until I Realized It Was Women’s Fault”