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I didnβt piss over my hands.
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you're a sitter. If you're a sitter, then you're probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
"covered in your own pee" is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have "piss soaked" underwear.
I'm so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it's actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
I'm freedickin' that shit homie
Ever hear of sitting?
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
I'm sorry, what???
You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don't even wash your hands afterwards?
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
I don't let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
I don't tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball
Neither do i. But didn't your parents potty train you?
*Sit and spray
bro uses gravity
You still need to lock the door
Nah it's just me and my wife so I don't even close the door, let alone lock it
Have you told your wife you don't wash your hands?
Ever heard of washing yourself?