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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder how many intended to live fast and die hard, only to find out they were vampires. And now they have to live forever.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

That would be me, didn't expect to make it to 30, now I'm 35 and still picking up the pieces

[–] PityPityBangBang@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They could take up tanning.