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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)
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[โ€“] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Grandpa: "Dear, why did my Excel spreadsheet just turn into glass and scream at me?" ๐Ÿ’€