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Billionaires are the worst in so many ways
Billionaires are leeches of the society. They shouldnβt exist.
Unlike leeches, the ecosystem wonβt collapse if they go extinct. Billionaires are artificial leeches.
I'll bet they taste delicious slow roasted and with some Sweet Baby Ray's.
I would never consume a billionaire. just let them carbonize on the spit.
True, you don't want that evil somehow living on inside of you.
If only we could shoot them out of orbit, towards the sun.
Well, there is this one billionaire that has the technology for that...
When I say "eat the rich" I want those fuckers to know I mean literally. As in "I intend to feast on the hearts of my enemies, starting with them in particular._
So are you actually a conditional cannibal? I always thought that was an expression, "eat the rich". I have never wanted to eat a human, but some people seem to get literal enough with it that I cannot really tell if they're joking or not.
Look, I'm not saying that transubstantiation of the flesh makes Catholics cannibals, but I am saying that when the revolution comes, I intend to dine on the flesh of the bourgeoisie out of principle.