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[โ€“] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good for you babes, but I wouldn't trust you to wipe your arse if you can't even keep data consistent

[โ€“] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Of course data is kept consistent, that's ACID.