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[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I don’t think that would be enough.. I know what fighting dogs of husky size looks like.. no thanks.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

maybe two pointy sticks then.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I’m not specced to dual-wield, but I’ll give it a go with penalties!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pointy sticks are OP bro you got this

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not bro, but still hope so! 😛

I’d have been a wicked fierce Amazonian, had that been my culture. Wolves? Ha!

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At 5'2 I think the Amazonians might have kept you as a pet...

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 5 months ago

Look, someone’s gotta be able to go for the knees, alright? That’s right about shoulder height for me so that’s perfect.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 5 months ago

Original bro would be a nice mod for OP

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

Ahh, what you want is a boar spear. Also several friends with the same.