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I got robbed the other day and called the cops. They asked me if I had a description of the suspect. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I said "Yes, pump number 5"

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

High gas prices (in the US) are sometimes referred to as being "robbed at the pump."

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This joke can't possibly be American. Diesel in the USA is a bit more than 5 dollars per gallon currently (according to a quick search). The cheapest diesel I can get in my town is around 2.23 euro per liter currently. That translates to about 11.50 dollars per gallon. 5 dollars per gallon is a steal! The robbery is the other way around!