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What's your Dad Score? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The last one requires you to pat the load three times or the magic doesn’t work.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Alternatively, you can pull back and snap the strap/cord.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 7 months ago

No you snap the strap/cord, but it still requires two pats, though the pats can be subdued with palm resting on the object and only the fingers doing the patting while you slightly lean against the object to subtly prove your point.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Fuck, I only pat it twice.