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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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Preparing for the final battle, the least talented samurai comes up with a great trick. He makes a big pile of dirt in the middle of the town and puts all the captured swords in it. That way, if he loses his sword in the fight he's got a spare close by.

[–] zo0@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can you find a sword mid-battle in the dirt? Black and white dirt nonetheless!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

One of the most famous movies ever made.

I'm sure you can find a copy somewhere.