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[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

the plan is to go hide in their bunkers & safe spotss while civilization collapses from climate change and then come out of their bunkers later to then continue dominating the remaining 2% of humanity that survived the fallout on the surface.

writing this out makes me wish that i was making this up rn.

[–] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hope whatever happens, there are enough of us left to fill their damn air vents with cement before we succumb to whatever world-ending catastrophe finally pushes them into the bunkers in the first place.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

we would have to re-learn how to make planes; relearn how to pump oil to fuel them; and relearn how to make powerful enough weapons again after the apocalypse so we can fly to their island bunker fortresses and fight off their private armies to do that.

and that's assuming that we can collectively remember where the bunkers are located; we don't even know where most of them are right now.