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[–] WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Huh, Jack Sheppard was eventually hung for stealing. That's fucking barbaric.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So if I steal, I can get ... uh ... bigger?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

@WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world This is a joke about hanged v. hung. You'd use "hanged" when a person was subjected to hanging until dead. It's "hung" for the past tense of "to hang", e.g. "She hung a picture on the wall". Plus, "hung" can also mean "having a large penis", which apparently @finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world does not.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's big. I just want it bigger. I like the idea of it hitting my knees when I walk around nude.

Sure thing, dude.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Bet he didn't do it again

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I mean after the billionth time you gotta lay down the law. /s