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Incredible stochastic algorithm, gets more reliable the larger your input, incredibly fast, trivial to implement and deterministic on its inputs (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] needanke@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even better, do the work at compile time to respect the customers resources:

const bool isPrime = false
[โ€“] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

My gosh, you always feel so stupid when someone points out something so obvious! Thanks