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[–] unepelle@mander.xyz 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"It touches one ball without moving the other" is a well-known remix to the french one :)

Other french favorites: "Je m'en tamponne le coquillard" --> I dab my anus with it "Je m'en badigeonne le nombril avec le pinceau de l'indifférence" --> I paint my navel with the brush of indifference about it