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[–] unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would never give a monkey an uzi, but my neighbors believed it was an awesome idea. The neighbors far across the pond think we’re all the same over here and that I’m to blame for the monkey having an uzi. So idk… I just pray we all survive this without everyone picking up an uzi.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 months ago

I just pray we all survive this without everyone picking up an uzi.

Thoughts and prayers eh?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Their point wasn't that anybody needed an Uzi.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I got that, you didn't get mine obviously