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The Lord works in mysterious ways? (slrpnk.net)
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[–] known_unknown@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all...that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I'm sure of it.