Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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submitted 9 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It would get you promoted at Twitter, where lines of code is the productivity metric.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

If only I could measure the quality of my paper purely by word count...

I thought "a a a a a a" x100000 was thought-provoking and well tested.