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[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Biologically possible", I mean, quite a few animals have eyes taking up a ton of their headspace. Owls for starters.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

... Unless you are planning on hybridizing an owl and a human, in pursuit of growing your own GMO Waifu...

I think we can safely assume the scope of the context is 'a human being'.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, artist "GeGeGek" nearly perfected that already.

An owl drawn to look like an anime girl

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well shit.

... ahem.

Ain't that a hoot.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 10 months ago

Hahahahaha, take my upvote!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, unfortunately I lack the requisite knowledge expertise and mad scientist lair level of funding, and I also possess a moral compass.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wonder which of those issues is the biggest obstacle.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

For me, the last one.

You coukd give me the other two and I'd rather try to cure cancer or something like that.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Of course, I guessed that. As with many lemmings, I assumed you had a strong moral compass - respect!

It would have been funnier if you had answered one of the others, though.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Lets say we're attempting to ... space station 13 style, genetically modify an open fascist.

Like Sydney Sweeney.

... Now, now my moral compass may require another reading.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 1 points 10 months ago

The word was, "biology", not, "human biology".