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Cats are too small to easily kill a human, and they're solitary hunters, so they won't gang up on us. I think we lucked out there, like how octopus would probably rule the world if they survived having sex.
We're lucky dogs are on our side now, and that's thanks to thousands of generations of Humans making that happen. Like with Corn.
Ah yes, corn. Man's second-best friend.
What about all the people high fructose corn syrup kills!? /s
That was my first thought too, because fuck corn syrup, but I upvoted username zpqs anyway because his comment made me laugh.