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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A toothpick or a needle work very well

[–] essell@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A "raw" staple can also be good, though sometimes you need more than one

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

i like to snap the toothpick so it splits on an angle. that way it's narrower and the jagged edges grab onto the dust and crap

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Needles are much better for this, with toothpicks you might damage the sides or leave splinters behind in the port.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Those plastic fishbone toothpicks works wonders for anything small and electronic.