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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"So, I noticed I had a cavity..."

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Once you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist.

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

We do beg your pardon, but we are in your tool shed

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"So, I noticed the dog has a cavity ..... I think"

(an even better twist to this would be to realize that you don't have a dog)

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

"... I thought" *

She's only asking how to pit the but in the drill because it didn't go well when she tried and fucked up the drill.