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[โ€“] icelimit@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he could even run a shift properly at a mcD joint without getting sued into the ground.

[โ€“] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

He'd be way too giddy around the happy meals.