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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (theonion.com)

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

get ready to pirate disney+ movies or shows.

[–] Smith6612@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The overly restrictive DRM preventing you from getting above 720p video on a streaming service that you pay for is generally reason enough alone to pirate.